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I like crazy people.
-Rob Pattinson, to Vanity Fair

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Old snow is for losers.
-Little blonde girl, screaming on 113th Street

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I feel like I'm in The Day After Tomorrow, rushing to get inside before the freezing air kills me instantly.
-Abaigeal Reilly

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Listen honey, I don't care if you smell like straight manure, just please don't step on these heels. They're brand new.

-Rando woman on the 1 train, to a homeless man

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So... is it Alejandro? Or Roberto?

-Jim Bolster, making some sort of joke about Lady Gaga

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Catwoman? Yes, please... I can't stop thinking about Keira in sexy skintight black patent leather.

-Ross Ramone, on news that Keira Knightley is in the running for a female role in Christopher Nolan's third Batman film

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I have decorum... I'm wearing a collared shirt!

-Ethan Smith

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I just think Prada should be shut down, and truly I think they hate Americans. I think they’re still angry at us for WWII.
-Joan Rivers, to New York Magazine

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Alex, go buy some soda! People can't survive only on water. You need some soda on Christmas.

-Poppop

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When I was pregnant with you, you know what my worst fear was? That you would come out with a cleft palate... Every expectant mother has an irrational fear!

-Mama Smith

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My lips taste of infidelity!

-Bobby Bowden, on his choice of chapstick flavor

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The film is like a battlefield... Love, Hate, Action, Violence, Death... In one word, Emotion.

-Samuel Fuller, Pierrot le Fou

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The biggest challenge for all actors is that you see yourself on a screen outside of your body, and have to reenter your body to look at the world through your own eyes instead of at yourself...
-Natalie Portman, to Vogue

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Pornography is great!

-Arianna Sanders

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And where are the clowns? There ought to be clowns. Well, maybe next year... GIVE ME A BEER!

-Mama Smith, rewriting the ending to "Send in the Clowns"

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Are there beaches in Australia...?

-Mama Smith

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Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face... One can either see or be seen.
-John Updike

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It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.
-Charles Ryder, Brideshead Revisited

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RAH RAH like a dungeon dragon

-Nicki Minaj, "Roman's Revenge"

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Just keep swimming...

-Dory, Finding Nemo